Gee it should we be great to finally get an Eragon series, there's never been one before! Just the books!

Birdee Sanders

No see the thing is the towing service part is fake he doesn't own a towing service. Some internet sleuths found out what service he was referring to and review bombed it. Despite the actual owner being completely different.

Finally an easier way to drink my mustard.

Sssssmokin!

Nah that's just an Animorph mid transformation.

He's the door breaching tool. And also the wall breaching tool that the door is attached to.

That's some Uncanny Valley shit right there.

I did a double take because I thought it had suddenly become October

I think a lot of people know about the Rorschach Test.

Id tell you a joke about airplanes but it'd probably go over your head.

Too bad John Wick and Rick Sanchez are almost complete opposites.

At least you know you've been Pavloved.

Winnie The Pooh

He's a firefighter android but they didn't want to be suspicious.

Oh dear. They're....learning!

"And that's how I lost my medical license."

This looks hella dope but also kinda dystopian. Disdopeian?

OK but just steal all the free snacks and never buy food ever again.

It's funny they'll call it a mass shooting if it's a white but 'gang violence' if it's black-on-black killing. Pretty fucked up.

Surely this is a prank right? I sure damn hope it is.

See this is one of those times where saying 'ok boomer' is completely justified.

Ah yes the false dichotomy is shattered with the reveal of the third option.

These are characters that all the edgelords self identify with whilst remaining completely oblivious to the facts that if you're self identifying with these characters you should probably see a psychiatrist. But instead the wonder why nobody likes them.