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General grumpy helpful Raven 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
This is why I advocate for the removal of context from memes.
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Fishy Fun Day #51: Poem Game Edition 51 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Because the gatling gun has erectile dysfunction and is flopping all over the place making it wildly inaccurate
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An old Viking boat amongst the fjords of Norway 25 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Whomst has summoned the ancient one.
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legend 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Someone needs to buy the school and un-punish him.
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Fishy Fun Day #50: Guessing Game Edition 17 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Guuuuun
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Intergalactic man holes 8 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
I mean as long as it doesn't stray into the atmosphere of another celestial body or straight up hit something then it could theoretically go on forever.
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Hapless habitual Lark 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
this what happens when you stare into Nietzsche's abyss.
Pls 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
"I'm sorry little one"
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Once you put on the bag, you become the Postman 7 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
It's like The Santa Clause but with the postman
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The good ones are those who act 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Um no. First of all this is bullshit. Secondly, it's emotional gaslighting, that's like saying anyone who didn't speak up against an oppressive regime is inherently a bad person because if they spoke up they'd be executed or imprisoned. The whole rhetoric of "If you're not actively helping, you're on the side of the oppressors" is stupid and feeds into the false dichotomy.
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Hold up 13 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Reason #1 Why dolphins are my spirit animal
Thicc 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
I'm trying to slay medusa but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my asschecks keeps alerting the snakes.
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Heavy Infantry Mandalorian 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Maybe it's just because of the cell-shadedesque style but this reminds me of the Borderlands franchise.
Finally worked up the courage to change careers. After a decade of healthcare I've 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Osama's mother opened up a flight school in honour of her son.
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Finally worked up the courage to change careers. After a decade of healthcare I've 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Oh no! He's joined a terror cell! I guess that's what happens when you get your license from Mohammed Osama's School of Flying Without Landing Gear.
My school's bathroom 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
WTF happened to the right urinal?
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So Girls, How Have You Spent YOUR Quarantine? 8 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Oh my sweet summer child
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When a Pajeet warns you not to, seriously just don't 10 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
I made the mistake of going to google images.
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In the bathroom at my tattoo artist's studio 7 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
In the trunk of your car like the rest of civilized society
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Carved my pumpkin with a rusty knife 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Not a rusty spoon? Shame.
Pick up that can 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Nobody cares who I was until I put on the mask
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Flashy hanging Monkey 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
He was a savvy diplomat but shitty mixologist.
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Why I wear overalls around divinexve 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
"And so he gave the monkey a typewriter, and the monkey produced a masterpiece that made God weep."
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Decisive warm widening Guanaco 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Jonny 2x4 is about to become Jonny M16
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