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Christ the Redeemer, Rio de Janerio, Brazil 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Nah that's T-Pose Jesus
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Oh god! 9 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
The thing is, it's more economically sensible for attractive (largely female) streamers to hide a partner so sad yahoos think they have a chance and donate more money to get attention.
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Jeopardy! Contestant teases legend Ken Jennings by jokingly writing the incorrect 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Jeopardy! contestant teases legend Ken Jennings by jokingly writing the incorrect response of H&R Block for Final Jeopardy. H&R Block was the answer that ended Jennings' 74-game winning streak.
via r/funny
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That's the way! 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Holy shit that's boomer as fuck
Mile high breakup club 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
That's quite possibly the worst place to do it! You're now stuck there for the rest of the flight with that awkwardness just slinging it's dick around
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This is what a sheepdog with its head shaved looks like 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
It looks like a dog in a fur suit tbh
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balls 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
They should've done that in the mcu
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Take that science! 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
This man's clearly a genius! Get him on the team at once!!!
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I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
I'm sorry. what?
Planet terror 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Hey now! The constitution says nothing about bearing legs!
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That’s what they get 13 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
What goes around, comes around
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Ambiguous livid complex Herring 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
I mean yeah, all that really shows is that the President has mad game
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I'm getting married next week. How's my suit? 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Probably worth getting it tailored, the blazer seems a little small along the middle
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Happy halloween 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Yeah, he's right tho
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YOU deserve this! Enjoy 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
YES! IT'S DONE!!! FINALLY!!!!
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*Holy music intensifies* 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Sweet fuck, barbaric is the apt word to describe that
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Womanly muscular Owl 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
They based their whole argument on 2 tweets with no likes
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The Sequel We've All Been Waiting For 50 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Hey now as much as it is an honour just to be nominated, predictive text things give me PTSD to facebook and makes me want to sodomize myself with a claymore
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Top sister 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Free Her
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The real questions 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Sir, this is a Wendy's
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I was wrong about Islam 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Holy shit islam's fuckin based
Quack daffy impulsive Marten 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Heavy was sus!!!!!
Chads 11 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
I'd say it's a subset of giant porn which yes is a thing and more common than you might think
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Just want some homies 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Maybe that's why I can't find it, I ain't got no homies to hang with :(