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Really power 9 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
His piss is just a cheeto/monster sludge
You can definitely see earth 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Not if ur blind checkmate atheists
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The Legendary Chris Nikic, the first person to complete an iron man with down syndrome 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
What's the iron man having down syndrome got to do with it!?
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Mayonnaise is a national foodstuffs 13 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Damn Peru eating that good shit
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Who's your money on? 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
How much prep time do the Viet Kong get?
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Yeah 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Reddit interacting with 4chan
You were lied to 15 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
"Down boy"
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Sorry for the shitty crop 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Ahahahahah fuck Hegel.
Christ the Redeemer, Rio de Janerio, Brazil 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Nah that's T-Pose Jesus
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Oh god! 9 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
The thing is, it's more economically sensible for attractive (largely female) streamers to hide a partner so sad yahoos think they have a chance and donate more money to get attention.
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Jeopardy! Contestant teases legend Ken Jennings by jokingly writing the incorrect 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Jeopardy! contestant teases legend Ken Jennings by jokingly writing the incorrect response of H&R Block for Final Jeopardy. H&R Block was the answer that ended Jennings' 74-game winning streak.
via r/funny
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That's the way! 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Holy shit that's boomer as fuck
Mile high breakup club 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
That's quite possibly the worst place to do it! You're now stuck there for the rest of the flight with that awkwardness just slinging it's dick around
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This is what a sheepdog with its head shaved looks like 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
It looks like a dog in a fur suit tbh
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balls 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
They should've done that in the mcu
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Take that science! 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
This man's clearly a genius! Get him on the team at once!!!
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I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
I'm sorry. what?
Planet terror 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Hey now! The constitution says nothing about bearing legs!
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That’s what they get 13 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
What goes around, comes around
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Ambiguous livid complex Herring 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
I mean yeah, all that really shows is that the President has mad game
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I'm getting married next week. How's my suit? 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Probably worth getting it tailored, the blazer seems a little small along the middle
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Happy halloween 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Yeah, he's right tho
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YOU deserve this! Enjoy 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
YES! IT'S DONE!!! FINALLY!!!!
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*Holy music intensifies* 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 years ago
Sweet fuck, barbaric is the apt word to describe that
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