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I should be called freudianshit with all the shit that's coming out of my mouth.

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Trends 10 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
*dramatic pose* Not to forget the random role-playing stars!
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that kid gonna have a hard time 45 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
The name Sleipnir means Slippy, so if you anytime see a majestic picture of that eight-legged mythological war-horse? Slippy.
Faith in humanity, will to live, etc... 2 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I'd rather use a microscope
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Well-to-do four Octopus 3 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
How could you have pics of a verbal conversation
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Young 12 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Young Memes
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Meeeee (first post!) 10 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Thank you for letting me know, and welcome to the family!
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It’s the dream that never ends, it goes on and on my friend 6 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I LITERALLY JUST WOKE UP FROM A RE-DREAM ABOUT VOLCANOES BECAUSE I DID THE EXACT SAME THING???
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If that's not a safety hazard, I don't know what is 11 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
That doesn't mean you should fall out of bed when you're sleeping
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Legs after a day in the sun in ripped jeans 7 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Like a tiger!
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Best shirt ever 11 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I did see the movie, but there's no reason to put a spoiler warning at the end of the comment. No one for whom that would've been a spoiler would just, I don't know, magically ignore the beginning of the sentence.
It seems that women can't read the signs either 6 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Yeah, in this scenario. But what about all the vague-ass lesbians out there?
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b o n g w a t e r 3 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I have to make a college fund for him
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True that 2 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Not for my mental health but thanks
It seems that women can't read the signs either 6 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Okay, so in a girl-girl friendship, two girls can hug each other, kiss each other (on the cheek, on the head, every where) , and call each other sweet nicknames, and that's considered a healthy, normal frienship.
(When a guy and a girl are friends, these interactions are interpreted as a romantic relationship because obviously two people of the opposite gender being that friendly with each other means something. Why not. I mean, lets sexualize everything.
In a boy-boy friendship, "big" or "girly" emotions are commonly frowned upon because men obviously don't have feelings. You touch your bros arm for more than seven Seconds? Haha bro u gay. U have a basic human need for touch. That's gay.)
SO the problem for lesbians is "is this girl interested, or is she just a really friendly, affectionate (or maybe dramatic) person?
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Best shirt ever 11 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
wow it's real effective to put the spoiler warning after the spoiler.
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Not for the faint of heart 19 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
No one here is rimming your ass, spidey
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Donald trump is a real man 12 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
A dip with daddy issues
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Donald trump is a real man 12 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
What am I, a roach?
And my voice was never heard again 11 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
yes, yes, no
In Soviet Russia.....Weed smokes you 4 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Real-life Infinity War
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What's yours? 16 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
When Connor analyzes blood by licking it and Hank is like "dUDE"
What's yours? 16 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
... It's a reference :<
Dogs are angels 17 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
no u
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Old medical school teaching skull 6 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
They don't learn anatomy at medical school, trust me, I'm a physics student
Not for the faint of heart 19 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
It seems the majority has spöken