If candy companies had honest slogans

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15jbaughman · 11 years ago · FIRST

B-but. . . .but I love Almond Joys. . . .

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asdf1234 · 11 years ago

The first one, so fucking true

pikalar · 11 years ago

You got your star back?

asdf1234 · 11 years ago

Probably not for long

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mcr101 · 11 years ago

But they all taste good

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futuremusicgirl · 11 years ago

C'mon, everyone loves Skittles! (At least, I do!)

guest · 11 years ago

I don't. I seriously hate them. Every time I get skittles I always give them away.

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guest · 11 years ago

Lmao getting downvoted because of disliking skittles. This is epic.

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casey1895 · 11 years ago

My favorite candy is milk duds!

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dafuqdidyoujustsee · 11 years ago

NEVER. INSULT. SKITTLES.

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almondlove · 11 years ago

I hate Almond Joys with a fiery passion

15jbaughman · 11 years ago

Based on your username, not sure if you're serious or sarcastic. . . . .

guest · 11 years ago

Of course its not sarcastic. Almond Joy and Almondlove have been competing forever... A resentment builds up when one of them is the name of a candy bar...

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ammbgj · 11 years ago

HEY! I actually like baby bottle pops.

bamboogamer · 11 years ago

I still remember the commercials for them.

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deleted · 11 years ago

True...

smitty · 11 years ago

Sugar induced hyperactivity is a myth.
A complete and total old wives tale confirmation bias myth.

supernovamike · 11 years ago

I'm offended, York Patties are one of God's greatest gifts to the world. So are Skittles!

davidtennant · 11 years ago

Milk Duds pulled out two of my teeth as a kid

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