Get your shit together 'w'

Not now, but I did when I saw this on tumblr a few hours ago.

Whu.... ??

Depends which language are you pronouncing it in.

A = AY
B = BEE
C = SEE
D = DEE
E = EE / IE
F = EF
G = JEE
H = EICH
I = EYE
J = JAY
K = KAY
L = ÉL
M = EM
N = EN
O = OH
P = PEE
Q = QUEUE
R = ARE
S = ESS
T = TEE / TEA
U = YOU
V = VEE
W = DOUBLE-U / UU
X = EKS
Y = WHY
Z = ZEE (America) / ZED (Rest Of World)

But, you used the letters to spell those, so you would need to spell those thus having to spell more, resulting in an infinite string of letteres trying to spell the first letter resulting in the destruction of the English alphabet

Hahaha yes. I was in a store when I wrote it. By the time I got to the till I realized and it was too late. The only way to not destroy the English is to use different letters to descibe the letters eg. K = H or Z = O. But that makes no sense so there's no point in trying to spell letters.

I feel like H would be AYCH (or HAYCH in the UK)