*Rolls away into the sunset*

Yup, I'm on the internet.

Well, to be sexually active I'd have to meet a woman who isn't my mom or sister and start dating them, and to do that I'd have to go into the outernet. But the outernet is scary...

I would have to like talk to guy and that's way too much work

Smooth.

I wanna do that.

Pterodactyl huh? I think many funsubbers know that pterodactyls are very sexually active...

it's funny you should mention this to a rather attractive 20 years old girl like me who has spent the last 6 months doing everything including complete out and out whoring to make a guy sleep with me and he still wouldn't because, guess what, he is afraid of the outernet. What should I do? disguise as a pterodactyl? or would a potato disguise work better? maybe give up and spend the rest of my life regretting it?!

why am i visualizing this in my head

Sexually active push not even physically active