No inside pockets

Why can't women ignore the pockets as well? Have you seen how much junk goes in our bags? It'd be nice to have a pocket to keep the stuff you're actually planning to use sometime that year.

*gives you a dirty look*
*intensly runs around room like a five year old and sonics everything*

You. You are my new spirit animal glorifiedtoaster

(Apologies for bumping this up!)
*joins GlorifiedToaster and sonics everything I can grab*