Woah chill there

If only.

I have the three first...

They missed one: isn't fictional.

I don't know if I can survive the let down of reality coming to bite my but when the imagining is over.

And now I feel alone again. :'(

Guys. Miles away means nothing! There's A FUCKING CONTINENT AND A HALF between me and my fiancé and I've never been happier in my life. Distance means nothing! You can do it, I promise (:

Seems like those things don't exist where I am.

And actually good looking :)

I know this girl who I think is the female version of me. She likes all of the things I like.

I thought it said killing instead of liking I know where my minds at

The first two

I have one person like this. He is cute, caring, but strong and manly. The only woman in his life is me and we're very happy together. And he lives quite close! In my head.

Impossible. No such person exists.

Nope that's un fathomable to every extent

It's always the last one

The people i like either never talk to me or are famous or fictional.

and is you know your age or close to it
*cough* andy biersack *cough*