I Want Her On My Hypothetical SuperHero Squad...

I'm blue da ba di da boo da. I'm wearing a plain blue shirt. My powers suck ass.

I HAVE THE POWER OF DARKNESS!

Red... I have the power of blood and love now, bitches.

..I have a shirt that says "I Support Safe Sex" with two safes straddling each other.... I don't know what that means...

Giraffe wearing sunglasses power..

i have a demon on my shirt..... time to rule the world xD

A Happy face

denim. what?

I have her shirt!

She's so pleased with her fashion choices and for some reason it makes me happy

Omggg her face in the last one killed me!

I have a hogwarts shirt what does that mean?

I am wearing everything black, what does that makes me? Even my stockings are black! Oh, and I am wearing skull earrings. So yeah, power over death? Night?

Wait, I'm not wearing a shirt..

So I can turn gray and soft. Also I have three buttons and a hood. Thanks.

Floral... The power to make flowers grow? Idk.

I'm a 'Bare Knuckle Bruiser' rhino ??

When you go black you can't go back.

dat face :D

I am wearing nothing.

I'm wearing a Batman t-shirt, but he doesn't have any powers, so what do I get?

I have a flamingo on my shirt.
Do they even fly?
Well they're pink.
Good enough.

Bwahahahaha! I now have the power of CHOCOLATE!!!

Move over Lebron, I've got basketball power!

I have a green shirt.....but it is meant to go with my Mountain Dew pajama pants. So do I have the power of Mountain Dew? (eyes gleam with impish delight) GIVE PEOPLE ALL THE HEART ATTACKS!!

Plain blue shirt:/

I'm wearing a shirt that says "Sarcasm: the body's natural defense against stupid." So I have the power of sarcasm?

My majestic sloth that lives slow and dies whenever powers

power of...um...giving?

The power of Pikachu. I can electrocute people I hate now!

I am wearing a shirt with a cat on it. Greatest powers ever

I have an Iron Man t-shirt

Sweet! now i have the power to summon pokemon at will!

Rock and roll powers

O km

Ls

I'm wearing a shirt from a science competition. Science powers?

http://shirt.woot.com/offers/take-flight