So I was making tuna sandwhiches for lunch...

Did we hear a can opener?

If we open a can of tuna or salmon, the cats are there within a minute whining at us becuse they want a bite.

My tunafish brings all the cats in the house.
And they're like Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow.
That's right. Meow, Meow, Meow. Meow.
I'd feed you but then I'd starve.

Just a bunch if cats

We have the same exact three breeds of cat except the black one has one eye and the white one has scabby skin.