I swear if Loki tried to take over the earth now there'd be 0 resistance, except from my mom who hates him for some reason and makes fun of me for liking him
I just picture like a group of people bent over kissing Loki's feet chanting "We aren't worthy" and then somewhere in the background is your mom holding a sign that's like "Loki's no homie" and then she spots you over by him and makes you get up and walk over there and you're like "But mahhhhhhhhhhhhm"
"Don't you say another word, I'll be speaking to you about this when we get home."
"But, but all the other kids get to kiss Loki's feet."
"I don't care what other kids do, you're MY kid and I said no Loki worshiping"
*silently to yourself later in the backseat* Why can't you just be cool and let Loki dominate us like all the other moms?"
^this comment, 100% accurate. My mom once caught me drawing Loki and have me this big speech about how Loki's a bad guy and I shouldn't like him, and I told her "but look at him!!! He's the embodiment of perfection!!!" And she said "are you blind? THOR IS SO HOT! You must be blind."
My mother is a very strange person.
"Don't you say another word, I'll be speaking to you about this when we get home."
"But, but all the other kids get to kiss Loki's feet."
"I don't care what other kids do, you're MY kid and I said no Loki worshiping"
*silently to yourself later in the backseat* Why can't you just be cool and let Loki dominate us like all the other moms?"
My mother is a very strange person.