Ship wars

What does "ship" mean in this context? I'm getting old and out of touch.

Like Bob should be with with Mary or Mary should be with carl

Deep...

God- Hey you know what? I'm sick of this OTP stuff. In fact I will create a race of teens who are emotionally attached to characters in book and movie series. They will now know the pain I feel everyday when my two OTPs walk past eachother and never end up together. *breaks down sobbing*
Fangirls/boys- Well shit.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnd THAT ladies and gentlemen was the creation of fangirls/boys!

This is gold. :D

Crap, we are all Sims!

Woh maybe god isn't real an you just worship nothing

Headcanon accepted. And then she. We date the wrong ones they're like "NO NO THATS NOT THE PLAN I DO NOT SHIP NO NO NO"

Truman show anyone?