Why do you m*sturbate

It's kinda like going to the store. You don't need certain things but since your there might as well get them

There seems to be a lot of posts about this lately.

I am a girl and the majority of the red is wrong it's complete opposite I masterbate to help me sleep lol

It just so happens I am alone, excited and unable to go to sleep right now.

Idk about the girls' one. But there should be '50% I'm really horny' on the guys' side.
...EDIT...
And '20% I'm really bored'

Why do i find the woman part so accurate for

Do guys really do this?

I do because I get turned on randomly. Mostly at night. During the day, though, too.

I know I'm two years late but this is the post that lead me to discover the wonder world of funsubstance and want to thank you all

yall don't get it
lol