Giraffes are worse at s*x than you are GIF

REJECTED!

Humper: "I'm just gonna put this here"
Humpee: "I'm just gonna go over there"

Too tall of a glass of water, eh?

Yeah,yeah,yeah...nope

No. No they aren't.

At least he got it in!

He hit it and quit it

Hahaha! Oh funsubstance, oh how you can make me lol while homeless :)

ROFL

Sadly this has happened to me and I have the scar to prove it