I have 5 brothers and I'm the only girl. Born in the middle mind you. I tell people about the time I was turned upside down for 30 minutes in a trash can. And the trash can wasn't empty.
My older brother cut off my barbie dolls head and replaced it with a rat's head, all sewn together. To be fair, I used to dress his lizard up in barbie doll clothes, which really pissed him off. He also threw a live spider into my bed when I was 5. I should probably note at this point that I live in Australia.
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