meanwhile in australia...

If it does that it's not really beer it's a sports drink that tastes like beer

Here we call it Bud light

Only in Australia

Its kind of weird how Ireland never thought about this...

Yeah... Kinda old news really. Check the date in that "news" post. It's really the usual media overstatement of a science report taken out of context that also turns out to have been overstated itself.

It is at times like these that I am proud to be Australian

How did no one I know hear about this?!!?

yeah proud Australian right here, now we never have to have a hang over