No fork, no problem

Yes!

I can't be the only one who just stared at the food and thought "damn that looks good"

Only if it works

I would just use my fingers to pick up the food

i wonder what he would do if he forgot his food at home

Or just use two pens as chopsticks.....

It seems like that would take more work than going to find a fork. Unless there's really no forks anywhere within two square miles, I guess.

Why use a fork when you have a perfectly good belly to eat off