Want to buy some potter??

I swear to Lucifer, the cat was already petrified before I got here.

Side note, lucifer I read that in batmans voice

Read it in my voice!

God Dad, it's not all about you, y'know!

I thought you were with your mother, anti

I'm breaking free of The Cage for a while - seeing what you pathetic humans are up to, some genociding, checking up on current events; just keeping myself in the loop.

Your mother is human. That's where you were.

Idk what is going on I'm plotting on how to get Justin Bieber out of the picture. Holler if you need me!

I don't know where you're getting your info but I have no mother, fore Evil bore me from the depths of darkest Hell.
And get rid of Bieber? He's been my most recent vessel for the past couple of months!

I just.. Read that comment up there... How dare you mention "God" in my presence?

Psst lucifer guess what.

What's up?

God is. Considering heaven is generally accepted as being above

He won't be considering anything when I stick my pitchfork up his...

Really? You actually have a pitchfork?

Red Gold plated. Hades himself made it for me

But why so stereotypical. I was hoping you were like the supernatural lucifer

I am the real fallen angel not some actor. What are you thinking?

I don't really know half the time

I'm surprised there is no god and Jesus on here

Shouldn't be

Jesus is around here somewhere. He's a special agent

Haha well either way Lucifer or Jesus it's all nice

Sorry I'm late - my last mission got a little... Messy. Just a tip, but I'd avoid South Peru for a while. As for lucifer, let him have his stereotypical pitchfork. To be honest, I'm a little jealous he gets a pitchfork - I didn't get anything other than nails in my hands and feet :(

Don't forget your crown of thorns

I guess there's that - still not particularly pain-free, but at least it's stylish!

Definitely stylish. Keep it up.

Whaaat the hell is this guy doing here??

The same could be said for you, Lucifer. Why're you out the pit?

Oh shit. *grabs popcorn*

'Cus I wanted to see the show. They got you out early to shine your own cross?