Prepare for cuddles...and make it double.
To present the world much snuggle-ation,
To embosom all people within our nation.
To make sure everyone is snug as a bug,
To extend our hugs to the stars above.
Jackie! Samuel!
Profession cuddles at the speed of light.
Surrender your money or prepare to fight.
SNUGGLES! That's right.
except its UP TO 260 a day. Most likely much less on a lot of days. And then you gotta factor in that she probably doesn't work every single day of the year. 2 days off a week and 2 weeks vacation would put you at 250 work days. If she got that max every one of those days itd only be 65K. Probably closer to half that when you factor in slower days and avg her daily pay. Not that its a bad job, she gets to take naps as her job, just sayin its not as lucrative as your thinking.
I BET they do...
To present the world much snuggle-ation,
To embosom all people within our nation.
To make sure everyone is snug as a bug,
To extend our hugs to the stars above.
Jackie! Samuel!
Profession cuddles at the speed of light.
Surrender your money or prepare to fight.
SNUGGLES! That's right.