What would YOU do?

Fuggin paradox.

I would try to get superpowers. Manly flying, strength, durability, and mind reading. lol

Be a doctor cause I'm not smart. Then go on broadway because I'm not a great actor either.

Learn and become fluent in every language on the planet~

everything worth doing

Win the lottery.

Every Olympic sport

She broke the world.

A big penis

If you don't manage to fail, does that mean you failed at failing?

Put every dollar I own in a High risk stock market

Propose to Jennifer Lawrence.

Become invincible
Jump off a bridge with the aim of not getting hurt
Stuff like that

Get the power to teleport anything to you or you to anything. Hungry, teleport food. Lonely? Teleport some company. Want some Polish vodka NOW? Teleport. etc.

Lose weight

Finding Chuck Norris.

Kill myself.

Become an amazing ass bmx chick and then eat a pizza without making a mess :3