Ugh why is geometry a thing?

Without geometry you couldn't make buildings

Because somebody (lucifer) likes to laugh in amusement at our tortured brains while we sit there in despair wondering if we will ever gain our sanity back from the truly evil grasps of geometry.

Well yeah but I still suck at it

Geometry helps you slice pizza fairly.
Geometry will also will help you figure out that using a six foot novelty balloon as a water balloon is not only impractical, but also potentially fatal because the thing would weigh over 380 pounds.

i know the internet will hate me for this but... I like math.

And sport how is that a real subject