Poor Demi

You can marry fictional characters in your head. That's what I do. Only with crushes and celebrities.

I do with celebrities and fictional characters too, but then I remember that I will never get to see them smile when they see me or some corny lovey-dovey stuff like that....

and Benedict Cumberbatch

Im not gay

confused as to who you're talking to

Hey, my friend has a 40 year old mom married to a 70 year old dad, it's not too late if you're not worried about the age difference

oh good i still have a chance with this guy i have a huge crush on except if he gets married then....

and I'm asexual...

And agreeing to have a 3 way marriage

I said OR, not AND. I'm pretty messed up but even I wouldn't agree to a 3 way marriage

But... Why not both

Because apparently that's less socially acceptable than being a teenage boy attracted to a 33 year old man

Ayyy if he's hot, he's hot