Apparently 26% of us are aliens

Illegal alien?

I read it as extra testicle..

And 12% of us are dumb asses.

Oh wow that second last one gave me cancer

When did immigration start making polls?

Well technically we are aliens..... to the aliens.....#mindblown

I'm an alien...

It would be stupid to believe that we are the only life in the endless bounds of outer space. I believe civilizations are beginning and dying all the time, just like stars.