Creepy things children tell about their imaginary friends

One of them took the engine off the nope train....

We're fucked, but I wanna watch the show

Oh, it must be little Nopey fuckthatinson, son of Noshit fuckthatinson

Even Lucifer is scared. Damn.

That's when you know shit's getting real:|

Someone get the salt and the lighter fluid.

Im here

Sup cat

Fuck off guest. Im a cat. Cats dont like people.

Doge! We need your help!

Aren't we all??

To sEe what shit is goin' DOWN

I believe its normal for kids his age! Mine had red eyes, 1 arm, a hole through his chest and was as clean as fuck, which I wasn't expecting and the hole was loke a hole you wake with clay where the sides of the hole are smoothed and healed! I slept soundly because he didn't give me dreams, he only gave me dreams when he thought I needed them! Now I NEVA dream

I see shapes of men/woman who have fallen! I barely see my favourite one called Shadow, who you can only see black and you can't make out an appearance

Bro, you CRAZY. Like, mentally unstable.

More like... Its what I am... Besides... My fave number IS 333

Don't you think that's a tad excessive??

No

You sure??