This got me in trouble one time. My baked potato tasted horrible but I didn't want to be rude. Turned out, my potato poisoned me! I was so sick and couldn't nurse my baby because the poison would pass through my breastmilk. Solanine poisoning. Lesson: don't eat green potatoes, or ones that taste bad (they can be poisonous, even if they aren't green).
*chews* UGH THIS IS DISGUSTING.
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*chews*
*swallows*
Mh...what does this watermelon taste like?
*chews*
Repeat this 8 times