It's weird

Omg yes. I thought there was something wrong with me

my little guy is the one to explain his thoughts to me, and he is a warped individual

Oh good I'm not insane.

I also try to make myself think that something is untrue, like when I learned my crush hated me I tried to convince myself I hated her too

I put my slippers at the most convenient place beside my bed so the tomorrow morning me will be glad to wear after wake up. And I have to write things I remembered tonight on notes just in case the tomorrow morning me may forget. R there two ppl live in me?

I also retell myself stories about my day or life as if I was telling someone who wasn't there. So I don't miss any details

Oh good I thought I was crazy

I'm glad I'm not the only one who does this

Yes, you have to accept that some of the voices in your head are a little slow sometimes.

I think my mind has a mind of its own

I also do this but then at some point i go like "why the hell am i trying to put this in words, i know what i mean anyway!"

Good thought I was going crazy...:l

I went through an annoying phase where my thoughts would turn my life into a book

I do this when I talk about life to myself

yes you are....(looks at comments) no never mind

I do that then my concius makes an argument as to why I'm a stupid failure