The worst ways to respond to "I love you"

I'm guilty of number nine, but as an asexual. I'm allowed.

Number 7 is perfect if you are Han Solo

11... That '70s show.

#6 is my favorite!

Another unexpected response: thanks!

My best friend sometimes says #16

Lmao, I wouldn't actually mind number 18... but then again ice for a twisted sense of humour

I wouldn't mind "I know"

So how would you respond?

' If only someone loved you too . '

There needs to be a number on this list for any emoticon. :-) or ;-) would be terrible

People at my school say I love you just to see your response and then tell you they are kidding so if anyone ever says I love you I say "I'm not going to respond until I know who put you up to this"

I lost my shirt at 16

Somebody told me they liked me then left one week later.

Every time I see this it freaks me out. #2 is verbatim what I sent my ex when her response to me breaking up with her was "But I love you!"