What would you wish upon your enemies?

Pure evil.

I don't mind bug bites between my toes :/ is that weird?

Waking up right before your alarm goes off

The curse of always forgetting what you walked into the room for. Always.

I read this in such a dramatic tone haha

I hope my enemies Sext their Mum's by accident...

Doing a puzzle and missing the last piece at the very end

Slow down satan

The world smallest water heater!!

Most of these things have happened to me :( who hates me?

*Shudders
I do hope not to cross pr1nceshawn

The porn sound and tab never close

Whoa there! You went one step too far including the polite scorn of a canadian!

So funny I literally sent this to dad lol

Toilet paper. ..

I once worked at a Daycare and a lady called and asked if we had a program for gifted babies. She said her daughter was walking at 4months

and a completed 4000 piece jig saw puzzle with the final piece missing

Good immune booster!

Something's tingling...

Wish they had the 7 year itch and both hands were paralyzed s they couldn't scratch! Naughty, huh.

I love that

I'd add: "Constant blocked toothpaste tube that means you squeeze extra hard to unblock it, ending up wasting way more than you need.
Every time, no matter what paste you buy"
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"The milk always gets that air bubble that forces the milk to miss the bowl and go everywhere".