Who needs an alarm clock when you have a dog?

Ow....

Dog + laser pointer + morning = not a good combo

I can't tell if this is better or worse than a cat

"Wake the fuck up and feed me!"

"Wake up!! I need to go outside! That cat from next door is making fun of me again!"

"Stay with me!"

No, this is all a misunderstanding, the dog is saving that man's life by giving him CPR

MASTER! WAKE THE FUCK UP AND FEED ME AND MY KIN!!!

"ITS 6AM, WAKE UP BITCH! IT'S TIME FOR MY FUCKING WALK!!"

COME ON GET UP

Rowdy and Sam..Monday through Friday!

Sam?