art at its finest

GOD, NO! Doctor Tara, fetch the paddles and charge to 300! We must get him odd again!

If you want to get him odd, fetch the grapefruit and charge it to 300, not the paddles

Yes sir! *charges*

But... But the grapefruit method is highly experimental! It's not even been tested on humans yet - are you sure?

It may be our only hope *eyes water*

Then I guess it's the only thing we can do... That, and pray. CLEAR!

Taratheartist don't you have a YouTube channel?

Nope

Still a better story than twilight.

Of course it is, it has a grapefruit in it.

But question is, did he survive?

He wasn't dying. He just needed odd

He could of died! The grapefruit method is Sacred, made by the rulers of the internet!

The worst that could've happened is that he would've become a conspiracy theorist. Not too bad