Its part of growing up

I'm scared to look

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=PORTUGUESE%20BREAKFAST
If you change your mind

-link's blue pulling me in intensifies- NO! MUST... NOT... TAP

I did it. It's sadly not the worst I've read.

and blue waffles arent actually blue colored waffles

Do NOT bring that up.

The Portuguese breakfast is more funny than sick. still kinda sick though. not like blue waffles though. ALSO ITS THE SECOND DEFINITION ON UD not the first. the first is very tame

if you know pokemon look up charizarding

I found that one once. WTF who does that?

People that don't have enough badges to train me

Oh well.... There goes the last of my innocence... it was good while it lasted...

What is that charizarding?