I present to to you: A gigantic opalized ammonite fossil

A what?

Looks like a unicorn barfed up an empty snail shell

Hey it's lord helix!

Looks like a unicorn pooped out a giant shell but hell no that's not a opalized ammonite fossil

It's a fruit loop

I don't like that I don't understand the words in that sentence.

Did anyone else notice in the title it says the word "to" twice

HAIL HELIX

Get that thing to Cinnabar island