Coffee

They call me coffee because they don't remember my real name.
They are mean people.

They call me latte because I'm not real enough to be called coffee

I'm sure there's someone who loves black coffee just the way it is.

They call me coffee because little kids hate me

They call me an asshole for not coming up with another "they call me coffee.."

They call me Terms and Conditions because I usually get ignored.

They call me frappuccino because i'm a blood-coffee slushie.

The call me coffee because people get addicted to me