Friend was telling me about an over the top girl she knows.

She's just a 'little' over the top.

I hope it tore

A little gypsy I'd say

It must be incredibly heavy

Damn thats long also the way it goes down the steps it looks like a waterfall when u look at it closely

I would step on the back of it and trip her up.

Where have my bridesmaids gone? Oh yeah they are a mile behind me...

At first I thought it was a white Christmas tree.

A bit excessive??

I would so trip her