I would go to one of those children's hospitals and pay for all of the kids' medical expenses and pick a different child each week to buy whatever the hell they wanted
Or it would be one of those sweet looking children but in reality they're really fucked up on the inside and ask you to buy government official missiles.
I've met people who, as young children, disappeared into the woods every once in a while, only to return with dead animals (that they killed themselves, by hand) and then eat them.
Children are naturally frightening little shits.
Nobody is actually reading the rule. You don't take the kid places, they decide. And you wouldn't be able to say hey, let's eat something other than hot dogs and cake. For a whole week.
Yeah, but some kids that are mature will ask for things they actually NEED. Like mature poor kids would know the value of things beside candy and toys and ask for a house or food.
You can do this right now! It dosent take a lot to make an impact on a disadvantaged child's life, go be a big brother or sister. Buy a toy at christmas and donate it to the salvation army. Small miracles every day make a huge difference.
Hm....I didn't read it as "I'd get to go pick whichever poor kid I wanted just so they could make me buy them things they'd actually need" I read it as "a random kid would be appointed to me that could tell me exactly what I had to buy and could tell me what I couldn't buy" Oh you're hungry? Buy 10 truckloads of mud pies and playdoh spagetti, because I'm 8 and that sounds hilarious. Oh you really want item X? Sorry I think you should buy item Y. That type thing.
If you had infinite money, you wouldn't need to go pick children and have them tell you to buy them things, you could just buy the houses/medical expenses/trips to disney world/food for every kid everywhere on one of your random days 3 weeks of the month when a kid isn't making all your decisions.
Me: you did NOT use your one wish to go to Disney world with your parents!
Kid: and Epcot center...
Children are naturally frightening little shits.
If you had infinite money, you wouldn't need to go pick children and have them tell you to buy them things, you could just buy the houses/medical expenses/trips to disney world/food for every kid everywhere on one of your random days 3 weeks of the month when a kid isn't making all your decisions.