Yet another unrealistic expectation for women

I hate when that happens.

symmetrical eyes are sooo last year

Oh geez! Now I know who's haunting me tonight

I hate it when I wake up in the morning and my face is like this...

God dammit. Living in a Barbie world is getting tough.

You had one job

Yeah, don't you hate when you're casually putting on a second face in the morning and you miss?

Kind of creepy but also funny

*wispers* Like if you think she's beautiful.