It's The Thought That Counts.....

Would be sadder if you killed the dragon to get to the treasure.

That's actually very sweet

I've seen something similar before, in a movie with pirates, but I can't remember the name...

#read in smaugs voice

Dickbutt

It;s kinda like richie rich when the guy opens the vault and its all the children's toys and things.

I think we all know that parents still consider our crafts to be absolute junk.

Me: Look, it's nice and all, but this could sell for a good 2500 gold at the least.
Dragon: I will personally fuck your mom if you take it.
Me: What? I just sold it to a pocket merchant.
Dragon: *flies off to my house and fucks my mom*
*9 months later*
Me: Hi Mom, how are you?
Mom: Well, this dragon-human hybrid is a pain-
Me: Wait, what?
Mom:Yeah. 9 months ago a dragon literally crashed into my house and buttfucked me.
Me: Well, did he say where he was going next?
Mom: Well, he did say when the baby is born, he will try to kill you.
Me: Well, fuck me.