This needs to happen

i don't think so. it might be. he was a product of teen pregnancy, but his parents were married.

His parents were not married actually.
(As they were only 18 at the time)
They split when he was 10 months.

I hope this isn't real. Someone has to muzzle him. Or play a conscience. Jimmie Cricket him

Jiminy cricket him? they would end up as drinking buddies just like him and his godforsaken father

*slow claps*

Some guest has gotta do it