Unexpected death

After God told him he'd die unexpectedly, he started to expect he'd die in a really weird way. Therefore, living to an old age and dying of a common ol' heart attack was really unexpected for him.

But is that a cookie in the sky?

This is from SMBC. That's how the artist depicts God.

See why men shouldn't shave their beard?

Not physically. But through action.

Bullshit. You all say "god works mysteriously" but in truth, "he" hasn't done anything. But go along and a "god" is real. I mean your parents told you so

shhh...shhhh....this is reality, guest. Saying "bullshit" isn't going to make anyone change their mind. What you are arguing has probably been echoed around all through the internet. Your words are not original.

Hey guest. You want to know why God doesn't show his face? He doesn't because YOU WOULD DIE. Moses only saw his backside and his face started glowing.

He kinda looks more like a sun dial without the part that comes up and makes it functional.

True, I think I was thinking of the cracker from the Aristocats when they have creme de la creme de la Edgar, I just saw a post about it on another site

Just googled it and yeah it does kinda look like it. Only, the holes are in the center and not the outside.