Airport frustration…

I've slept on the floor at an airport before, it is strangely comfortable

Is your girlfriend a two year old?

Looks like she is ready to take off .

My class went on a trip to china, but we couldn't afford a hotel so we lived at the airport for 2 days until we got a connecting flight

I had a 12 hour delay once in JFK until really late. The gate was packed so we sat down in a stair well and I fell asleep

I'm the weird rich guy that prefers to sleep on the benches at airports