Every time I go to the theater

Concealed weapons

Theater going top tip:
Open the soda bottle before you go in to relieve some of the pressure. That way it won't be as loud when you open it inside.

I love being a female for this only, thanks to huge purses I can easily sneak food into the movies. Actually it is the only time I use a purse. lol

My theatre allows any food into it but Maccas, I had to sneak that in and let's just say, cheeseburgers don't taste the same when they've been down your bra

Just walk in with some confidence. They won't stop you.
Go ahead and put Twizzlers down your pants if you want to but do it for fun, not out of fear

My family does this with fried chicken.

Hey is that a coke in you're pants or are you just happy to see me?

I have snuck in taco bell and beef jerky numerous times. I'm sure my seat neighbors didn't appreciate it but my theater blasts the vents anyways. Plus, the prices are outrageous to begin with. When I feel the need to be a healthier rebel I also sneak in grapes, carrot sticks, and sometimes even water in a reusable bottle *gasps*!!!

Tots true me my cousin and my aunt bring big ass purses to sneak in snacks and drinks in the movie theater

It's times like this I enjoy being a girl, BIG ASS PURSE lol