Apparently spelling names correctly isn't required for Baristas...

Yo if I worked at Starbucks I would do this shit on purpose.

What does the first one even say?

Shat? Really... shat!

My brother once told the barista my name was Merida (because he likes messing with me) and it came out as Martha.

Gimli why are you at Starbucks? Go help frodo destroy the ring

My friend works at Starbucks and says a lot of them do this on purpose just to see the customer's expression when they receive their drink

I lost it at Gim

Your mom