This is why I question my existance

B-but.... *stares off into space for a good year and a half*

but dont u have to say it backwards when a cop pulls you over to prove your not drunk

My god. WHY WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!

You stop that

How the fuck do you teach kids the alphabet if there isn't an order for them to remember it in. Without the order, we'd almost always certainly forget at least one.

All around me are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces...

*removes glasses* mother of god

Unless you are alphabetizing things

It's in the name. A and b first ('alpha' and 'beta'; 'alphabet'), so doesn't it seem odd pointing that out?