You kids with your facetubes and your mybooks...

Addicted to drugs and making lunch.
Call that crackaroni.

She gave birth on a ladder
Call that stepson.

Lil Wayne's newest hit.

Cross the street wearing jays
Call that jaywalk
Took a picture of a spider
Call that webcam

Eating butter on a plane
call it butterfly

I GOT THE "Facetube" reference!!!

I stabbed someone
With something I call a knife