My reaction when I see a c*ckroach or spider

I did not know that when you see a spider or cockroach vyou turn into a spider yourself

There was a spider on my ceiling yesterday. It kept almost slipping...

I actually did this in the kitchen earlier this year. I have arachnophobia, and not like eww kill it it's more like i start hyperventilating in the foetal position after and encounter, and there was this spider in our dishwasher and I freaked and jumped on the walls like this with my newfound super-human strength

you can just step on it

Why does funsubstance censor cockroach?