I would watch this

I think later in the film when Shaggy has gotten his shit together, he gets a hero stand off, say at a doorway that they need to escape through:
(calmly)
"Zoinks, mother f*cker."
*BOOM*

I don't actually hate you that's perfect

And luscious jinkies, at that.

why shouldn't he

It's not over my shoulder, that's what!
*high five*

Good one, my dear sir.