I can relate to Squidward so damn much. My name isn't even that unusual in my country, but it has more variations and everyone confuses them. It's so annoying! -.-"
Fucking everybody pronounces my last name as "Swearington" and it's so annoying but probably looks hilarious written out... BUT SERIOUSLY, it's not hard to say "Swearingen" and there's no damn T in there ಠnಠ
It's really creepy.