When my mum asks me how I look calm when I have exams coming up

"Cuz I'm a motherf*ckin genius" *drops mic*

I was calm when I took my exam. I got a C. Oh well.

thats the secret im always calm

"I already gave up"

I'm calm with almost everything I do. I don't know, I think my brain was somehow programmed to take things slowly unless my life depends on it